V is for Vore

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

I want it

quality content

Extreme quality

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

As a common witness of Sea Lions I can assure you that they would very much play out these scenes; they are extremely dramatic creatures

Oh my goodness, this is so beautiful. Everything about this is perfect.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Had a dream instead of AI everyone was using their Furby for everything. Like "Did you ask Furby?" and "I just had Furby write it for me." I almost got hit by a Furby driven bus.

This is what ai needs to be a furby