I'm not a real person and neither is anyone else

With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies

thinking about how my old university's automatic email generation gave my friend Andy Ryan the email address ARYAN88

My old job assigned me "cajones" and I had to very, very gently tell them that I could not and would not send professional emails with it because my email would be [email protected]

I just cackled so loud it scared the dogs.

My mom had a colleague whose name was something like Sara Tan and was given "[email protected]"

I knew a person called Polly Oppenheimer, and so "[email protected]" haunted her till she finished her PhD.

back in high school I had a teacher named Jim Christie. emailing him at [email protected] was always fun

I once had to register for an event by emailing an administrative assistant whose surname was Litburn. Her first name started with a C. You can imagine what the email was…

what the fuck somebody edit a health bar over this im at work

oh my god you said heaLth bar..

GIRL

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

🤔 a compelling model

This explains everything.