america's next top bottom

btw if two guys are both wearing backwards hats it means they were just making out

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

oh my GOD i hope no one realizes i have multiple facets

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

the way some people talk about their supposed favourite fictional characters is like. well youve stripped them of every single aspect that made them interesting. youve created a brand new guy & theyre boring as hell. now what

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

june is going to kiss you. Mwah

phineas and ferb heritage post

Was anyone gonna tell me that there's a Creature in The Terror. I thought it was just about 20 men named John sucking and fucking and eating each other in the Arctic.

This crumbling America economy can't even support a decent kidnapping kink. I chat this vulnerable prey girl up, tell her I'm gonna stalk and kidnap her and then chain her to.... what? My particle board dresser? My fucking flat pack bedframe? "Your radiator, obviously." IN AN APARTMENT??? FUCK YOUUUUUUU

Moral of The Story: What?