I Have Never Known A Home

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

Do you ever think of the textile marvels that we will never know, lost to archaeology due to decay, and weep. I do.

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations