you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

reblog game tell me a girl character youre obsessed with (men you headcanon as women are not allowed)

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

constannnttttllyyyy having to remind myself i am learning. relentless mistake maker. i am learning and this experience is information. i say to myself over and over and over

I understand it’s common and normal but I have never related to people feel comfortable watching videos/playing music/being in a voice call out loud at home when you share a space with other people….. they don’t need to hear all that…….

Gundam fans will be like “Bandai we need an MG of this Mobile Suit!!” and the suit will be called “Pēnits Kùmmer” and have appeared in one panel of a side manga that’s never been translated from Japanese. Then you look up Pēnits Kùmmer and it’s like the sickest fucking mecha design you’ve ever seen

My job is literally in safety and emergency management and that phrase makes me break out in hives. Which is to say that you are entirely one million percent correct.

If you ever hear the words "this is how we've always done it," that is also an indicator you are about to witness something badly thought out, potentially dangerous, and perhaps unethical to boot. And you are going to have to be the one to fix it.

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.