green copper

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

Hi, it’s me, your Flix Bus driver. I heard some of you back there asking why we’re on this dirt road in the middle of a cow pasture if this is supposed to be a direct line from Berlin to Munich. To that I say: you all need to mind your own damn business and look at the fucking moo cows.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

not to be a pedantic hater but i wish tumblr accent wasn't the commonly used term to describe tumblrina typing quirks and phrases bc that is Not an accent it's a dialect!!

what's the difference here?

wait wdym by “bush” ppl mean like a week’s worth of growth after shaving n not a rainforest wdym that’s not bush that’s like a lawn strip

Literally if u can’t braid it it’s not a bush #facts #factual

I have only had an energy elixir on an empty stomach, and I must venture far afield to carry out my duties. nothing bad will happen to me ever.

squire. squire help.

hopital

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

Reblog to tell your mutuals "I consider you an ally to my cause"

for example nothing

coming to the currency exchange with a leather poutch of polish coins fully knowing im about to piss the woman working there the fuck off all for 41.93€

40.02€? the value dropped while im standing in line?