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I am God and in this next patch update I’m getting rid of periods. instead, vaginas will now make pearls that you can trade in for prizes

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1996: roland emmerich releases independence day to largely negative critical reviews
1997: roland emmerich inserts a character named “mayor ebert” into his next film (an american adaptation of godzilla) as a barely-veiled jab as roger ebert for panning his previous films
1998: godzilla is released to largely negative critical reviews. roland emmerich seemingly admits defeat, sticking to making schlocky disaster movies for the next decade
2015: in an attempt to prove he is a serious director capable of serious movies, roland emmerich releases stonewall, a film about the 1969 riots. the movie is panned not only for its quality, but especially for its lack of racial diversity, centering its narrative around white men almost exclusively. the backlash to this causes the dissemination of a certain myth that had persisted among the gay community for decades already but was not widely known, that the drag queen marsha p johnson had incited the riots by throwing a brick, despite records from himself and others that he was not there until at least midway through the event. nonetheless it’s a powerful and bite-sized narrative that makes for a fun underdog story against “director erases historical details in hamfisted adaptation” despite the fact that it’s about as historically accurate as the movie
2025: we still have to deal with this shit

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We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.
lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls
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irish folk festival with my darling and his family soon 💜
no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

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Please draw Eddie Gluskin sewing clothes for one (or two) of the assets - maybe Mother Gooseberry (my favorite) or Otto and Arora? I imagine it'd be quite difficult to find clothes that fit them...
tell me, frodo, Do you belive in life... ...after love?
“Wanna come in? I show you my other ankle.”
omfg ich bin grad mitm Zug durch Walsrode gefahren. Das Walsrode aus Coldmirrors Harry Potter und die Zitronenbonbons, wo Lucius mit seiner Familie in den Vogelpark möchte (obwohl Narcissa dort angekackt wurde)
this guy’s awesome fujoshi wife…

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Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)
He's prostrating himself before the Eucharist, in case you're wondering. Or possibly planking.
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Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress
We're all in extreme distress, he's not special.