don't you DARE take the name of texas in vain

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

straight people have been allowed to be too comfortable. We need to replace #LoveWins with #GaySex. See who the REAL allies are

Based on the notes on this post, I control the entire socio-cultural narrative surrounding LGBT people. I'm honored to have been given this responsibility, but I stand by my previous post and I will not be reconsidering my decision to change "love wins" to "gay sex" everywhere. I understand that this is controversial, but ultimately I think this move is for the best. This has been my decision.

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??