don't you DARE take the name of texas in vain

trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hope we all never have to hear about soccer ever the fuck again

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

Happy Halloween to all the ghouls, goblins and THE KILLER