What, You Knave!

Can’t get this on any other social media

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

that shit doesn't fit bro. it sticks out like a sword thumb. it's like a scared pig in a round hole

who would win Ralsei “the fate of the world rests specifically on me using he/him pronouns. for some reason” deltarune or Jax “these genderqueer lesbians will never accept me as a real woman. for some reason” digital circus

you can tell jax is a trans woman because literally all the tme fans are using the gooseworx tweet where she says “i think it’s fine if you use he/him or she/her for jax i meant to leave it vague” as “jax uses any pronouns” and then using THAT as an excuse to exclusively use any pronouns other than she/her.

If I was sent back in time from a post apocalyptic wasteland, the first thing I would do is eat some junk food. I know them rations are nasty as hell. Imagine eating a double cheeseburger with fries and a large coke after eating MRE’s and running from robots your whole life. Imagine having a pack of gushers.

I don;t actually think theres been a true tumblr sexyman this decade. its an archetype that has largely died out