Is ACTUALLY a plant toucher...

Got a couple webcomics I’ve been working on over on Webtoons. Here’s the covers

Go give them a read

but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.

and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.

if you get something like this ↑ they're gonna follow up by instructing you to contact tumblr support on discord and give you contact info; or they're gonna link a website that looks sort of like tumblr support and say you have to email them; or any variety of "you must now contact tumblr, here is how you contact tumblr."

whatever they send you, it Does Not lead to tumblr. it leads to the master zombie that bit them and inducted them into the ranks of the undead, and will bite you the second they have your email and password. i might be confusing zombies and vampires. anyway,

it's easier to fall for these messages because the blog doesn't LOOK like a bot blog, because it ISN'T a bot blog. it's a normal person's blog that got accessed by a bot, meaning the blog's content CLEARLY looks like a real active user when you click on it. and yes—it might even be a blog you already know. sometimes bots like this go down a blog's DMs or reblogs and message people they've previously interacted with.

im really not

this is a best buy — a chest high labyrinth of brand displays and loss leaders stalked by unreliable salesteens

and this is a bass pro shop

best buy puts sets out a tiny selection of product by brands that can pay for the privilege and says heehee money for our spreadsheets

bass pro shops shows you 15 versions of everything imagineable and their own versions and says whoooo look how big our dick is

Babes, I don't know how to tell you this, but between the beginning of the Great Indefinite Hiatus of 1989 and the announcement of the 1996 TV Movie in 1995, the sentiment above is uncomfortably close to the line WE were fed.

For years, they told us that Doctor Who wasn't cancelled, but that it was instead "not commissioned for a new season at this time." They told us repeatedly between 1990-95 that if Doctor Who were to return, it would have to be as a co-production between the BBC and an outside entity.

There were a few interested parties during those years, but attempts to relaunch went into Development Hell for years.

We got one TV Movie that bombed in America and that British fandom regarded as "The American Abomination" for a decade. And the show went back into Limbo of Development Hell until 2003.

1) Figured this out.

Levi's said yes, actually. Assless chaps and a biker vest. Happy Pride.

A very brightly colored guy <3

The colors/patterns are inspired by yellow-collared lovebirds