gay guys R us

so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed

you only have to let the soft animal of your body blog what it blogs

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

billions and billions of WASTED taxpayers money

Not to mention all the dead and maimed-for-life service personel.

two prime examples of why people hate americans 👍

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason