elvis died on the skibidi toilet

henry kissinger has just died on the skibidi toilet

Henry Kissinger, from the Nixon administration, is a nasty little thottie. And he just died making it clap on instagram

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

i think there is a really big problem worldwide and it’s that fushigi awareness is at an alltime low it seems

having a job is like They're trying to close you off from the cosmos

Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

why bother with “ethical nonmonogamy”. form an llc

“You are doing some cocomelon shit to me” - litany against tiktok videos

we could provide electricity to everyone on earth if we put tom cruise on a hamster wheel and told him to go crazy with it. but the church of scientology won’t let us do that