call me a wish mouse the way she [remembers wish mice are creatures from a particularly gruesome dream my friend had several years ago and are not recognizable figures to anyone else] whatever

when jimmy fallon dies theyre incorporating his ashes into a ben and jerrys limited time flavor

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

I need to see a movie. I don't know what movie. But one of them.

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.