reach for the stars and touch the air

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

I like how all the airline companies made checking bags more expensive and now while youre waiting for the plane all they do is beg you to volunteer to check your carryon bag for free

my dead wife. the ad free internet

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

the first thing about rpf to understand is that it is ultimately fiction and we will never understand the true inner workings of the lives of celebrities because there is always going to be a veil of performance clouding the way we perceive them. the second thing about rpf to understand is that it’s always true + real and it happened exactly as i imagine it in my mind

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter