Talk To Me About Zolf Smith.

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

4th of july? no i dont know what you mean, the only 4th of anything that matters is campaign 4 of critical role- no no sit down i need to explain the lore so far, *pulls out whiteboard* okay so- where are you going *whacks you in the head and ties you to a chair* okay so it all started back when the shapers-

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws