the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

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washing machine time to human time converter online

the cure to depression is going to the movies by yourself and getting a drink and popcorn

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."