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Well-intentioned historical interventions have not helped its longevity. In 1904, props and metal chains were installed to support its branches. In the 1960s, hollow parts of the tree were filled with concrete to support it, while limbs were clad with lead, then fibre-glass and even treated with fire-retardant paint.

well that'll do it

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

it's so funny how every time something goes wrong Matt tries so hard to keep Jay completely in the dark about it and do a "don't worry about it kitten ❤️" thing but then hates having to keep things from Jay so much he ends up dramatically like "okay kitten daddy has officially FUCKED UP IRREPARABLY and now we have to DO SOMETHING CRAZY to make it all better. let's worry RIGHT NOW." and it's so jarring and so scary for Jay he just starts whimpering

HIJK is not my personal favorite part of the alphabet song but i appreciate the artistry. it is the sort of labored uphill climb that lends itself to the free downhill spillage of LMNOP. each letter is like an effortful punctuation of an iron pick into the mountain side as you hoist your way up. you can almost hear the shrill of each strike chafing

bald guy wearing a bald cap. Do we know why?

Covering blowhole