Liberalism is the funniest ideology to hold on to during collapse. Bruh your entire system is falling apart and has lost all popular legitimacy, what makes you think we’re “going back to normal” from here? You’ve been made near totally irrelevant. It’s a fight between fascism and socialism now. Pick a side because yours may as well be the “monarchist” position during the French Revolution. Reality is making you obsolete.

let’s come up with a word that isn’t “dad bod” lowkey

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

the joint is actually 10 feet long but she is a giant. stop making fun of her.

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

Can somebody please @ emily blunt on twitter and show her this

If I say that I don’t want to bottom and you start pouting and saying that I should just try it and implying that you’re going to convince me to do it eventually. Like I don’t know what to call this other than “rapey”

scientist discovers a little animal awww