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i am a dog locked in a car in the summer. the a/c is not on. i do not have water. no music is playing

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

im lacking vitamin A (Attention)

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

im on the council of “buy myself a little treat.” And buddy, the motion passes 5-1

she took my weewee in the divorce

“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me

Thank fucking God for electric guitar distortion

World Heritage Post

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

every couple of months i put my life together and take it apart and put it back together because. well. what else

in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

I have GOT to stop spending $30

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant