oobh i got plany off time

Y'know, that sound from the other room sounded remarkably similar to a one kg bag of cat treats falling off the counter and opening up on the floor

the criminal is getting notes again.....

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

Danku lesbiennes!

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk