that’s just love. nothing you can do about that.

woke up this morning with cramps and what i’m like 60% sure is a sore throat. what if i just ended it all

sick and on my period 👍

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

no gender for me thanks i'll just have a glass of water

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

maybe if i isolate myself enough my desire for intimacy will go away