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gore is so cgi and manufactured nowadays. where is the prosthetic limbs that can be chopped off and squirt blood, where is the blood packs in actors mouth so they can spit the blood out, where is the explosion of blood that doesnât look realistic because there canât possibly be that much blood in someoneâs body. we need to go back and take some notes out of 80s body horror book
HAPPY PRIDE
MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE
Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air
First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success
I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck weâre looking at here
Much like Springfield before it, Seattle is one of the few major cities in the world with a monorail. That, combined with a more conventional light rail system, makes Seattle the rare U.S. city with two different types of train for public transportation. On Tuesday night, the rail system briefly had a third: a Mazda CX-5.
https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71483251/mazda-driver-seattle-pulls-into-elevated-train-station-on-tracks/
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identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like thatâs great now i know what i need to stop doing. but thatâs literally my something
The Official Post-Coital Satisfaction Assessment, for the Private Analysis and Edification of Lord Maedhros FĂŤanorion
by @annarobots @vaciena @beatles4ever65 @amorbidcorvid glitterlessgold @zealouswerewolfcollector @isilme-among-the-stars @gaydhros @justdrowthings @onereyofstarlight and @a-tehta
Rating: E
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Warn
Summary:
Lord Maedhros thanks you for your encounter, and hopes it was pleasurable for you both! Please take the time to answer the following questions, so he can more effectively service you in the future.
Among the possessions of Lord Maedhros FĂŤanorion confiscated by the Maia EonwĂŤ at the end of the War of Wrath was a box containing a number of disorganized files. Shocked, perhaps, by their content, EonwĂŤ decided not to take them to Valinor, and we have decided to publish them now for the benefit of First-Age Scholars everywhere. - Elrond Peredhel, Loremaster of Rivendell
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When several folks in the @leaf-and-lore discord server began joking that Maedhros would make his lovers fill out a post-sex questionnaire, I (who has never known when to quit) took it upon myself to write the whole survey in Google Forms. People submitted such clever, creative, and hilarious responses that we decided to share them for @silmarillionepistolary Silmarillion Epistolary Week Day 4: Friendship, Alliance, Bookkeeping, because, well, Maedhros has several "friends," he's definitely trying to make some alliances, and what is an archive of sex survey responses if not a form of bookkeeping? @onereyofstarlight coded a Google Forms workskin, @justdrowthings started calligraphing in Tengwar, and I should probably never be trusted around Google Forms again.
Image Credits:
Photo of the Survey in Tengwar: @justdrowthings
Parchment background: Photo by Divya M on Unsplash
Stamps: Font generator
Modifications by me
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GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face
open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr
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so funny to me when white american christians are like âooh i incorporate my religious trauma into my art and thats why i draw these stained glass gothic church gold multi eyed reneissance sculpture angels agnus deiâ like i know your protestant southern california ass didnt have any of that. go make some art about this
Damn way to read the assignment and go above and beyond.
the bleakness and sanitized feel of most American protestant churches really is an underused medium.
idk why tf the images were deemed to be âviolating community guidelinesâ, but hereâs what this post used to look like
wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn
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Bottom scientists as well
The thing is you can have a grassy lawn or even a golf course without it being an ecological disaster, you just have to a: be cool about having the occasional non-grass plant in the mix and b: be willing to live in a climate that supports grass without irrigation.
Golf courses in California are an abomination which is why the sport was in fact invented in Scotland.
I always thought that golf as a sport should be adapted to the local native landscape. I think this will encourage regional pride when local golfers completely trounce visitors at Swamp Golf, Desert Golf, Forest Golf, etc. Rich tourists will be pressured to travel extensively to experience all forms of golf, instead of staying in their backyard country club golf courses. Internet discourse will probably somehow get worse but I think this is a small price to pay.
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The thing is you can have a grassy lawn or even a golf course without it being an ecological disaster, you just have to a: be cool about having the occasional non-grass plant in the mix and b: be willing to live in a climate that supports grass without irrigation.
Golf courses in California are an abomination which is why the sport was in fact invented in Scotland.
I always thought that golf as a sport should be adapted to the local native landscape. I think this will encourage regional pride when local golfers completely trounce visitors at Swamp Golf, Desert Golf, Forest Golf, etc. Rich tourists will be pressured to travel extensively to experience all forms of golf, instead of staying in their backyard country club golf courses. Internet discourse will probably somehow get worse but I think this is a small price to pay.
