I'm a big fan of airhorn bullshit

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

broke my routine so now i have to kill myself

I've changed that was four reblogs ago

you found it disgusting and immoral; i found it sexy and arousing. this is why i have whimsy and you don't.

I dont care about matt damon and ben affleck but they gave us Which could mean nothing so they are like rpf patron saints in a way

Look I think it is commendable to write a book. That takes work no matter what. But man are there some bad ones out there.

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

I can’t believe that in order to tell a story I need to withhold certain information from the reader at first. I’m excited about it and I want them to know.

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

Stephen King rightly gets a lot of shit for frequently having his characters think and speak in pop culture references that only make sense if you spent your formative years in 1970s Maine, but I feel like articulating that particular criticism on Tumblr is something of a glass-houses situation.