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@theartofmadeline
YOU ARE THE REASON
we're not kids anymore.
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The Stonewall Inn
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EXPECTATIONS
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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harm and mac: a series ↳ JAG 2.15 Rendezvous
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just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around
I also reblog this guys dead wife.
okay. fine. i have a solution that will make no one happy. let's make pluto a planet. if we launch one tungsten cube per day for 200 years precisely aimed at pluto's surface it will become massive enough to gravitationally clear its orbit of other kuiper belt objects. this will be completely useless and extremely expensive as well as potentially dangerous. and it will destroy the heart
saw someone say that they don't read fics under 10k and had to laugh because more fool you, that is where all the bangers are. obviously I'm biased but truly nothing hits like a 1.5k fic with a lowercase title from some obscure poet where nothing actually happens and yet you emerge blinking with a completely new outlook on the character. infinitely rereadable. like a perfectly crafted pastry. I'm gobbling them up!
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wow maybe the smoke IS getting to me, i just typed "hearteyes.com" when i was trying to say "tumblr.com"
i am NOT joking
GILLIAN ANDERSON as DANA SCULLY ➟ The X-Files 1.17 E.B.E.
things mulder does that remind me of the most endearing toddlers I’ve worked with
will elope if unsupervised in public
puts everything in his mouth
always awake when you want him to go to sleep
zero impulse control
thinks he conveys his thoughts clearly, only to discover people understand at best 80% of what he says
does something he knows is wrong and pointedly makes eye contact with you as he does so
confidently tells you exactly what is going on regardless of whether or not he actually knows what’s going on
makes jokes that are only funny because he thinks they’re funny
brings his favorite person special gifts which may or may not be literal garbage
considers “personal space” to be approximately two centimeters away from you
is the cause of 90% of your problems and the biggest pain in your ass that you can’t help but love
ingrown hairs are cowards. why are you hiding
Yeah but if I was an unwanted piece of hair I might crawl back to where I came from for support too
dont do this me. dont make me feel bad for ingrown hairs. i have enough problems
Well if they know they're unwanted how about stop growing? Honestly I would just give up if I were them.
Never give up just because someone makes you feel unwanted
stop philosophizing my ingrown hairs
tumblr is a site that makes you shit like stop philosophizing my ingrown hairs
idiots (affectionate)・[78/?] ⤷ 3.22 — “Quagmire”
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do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis
Ballgown, 1898. Jean-Philippe Worth.
wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"
wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting
wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.
wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.
wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.
wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.
wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on
why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.
Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing
learning new things about the german rail system today
who is barbequing in my home
oh it's global warming? what are they cooking?
the forests of canada??
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Doggies on a boat
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