🐾 GRAB THIS, SARGE! 🐾

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

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I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

I have to defend every woman in ASOIAF (even the ones I don’t like) simply because of how misogynistic the fandom is on ALL platforms.

1920s gangster voice: when you stare into the boid the boid stares back

Have been watching the tree swallows for ~3600 years. Wonderful. May we get another ~3600.

Full On Puppy Dog Storm With Puppy Dog Rain