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There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

"sex should be less stigmatized and talked about more" and "you should always make sure people who dont want to consume sexual media that you present dont have to see it" are two statements that can and should coexist. by the way.

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

being a teenager is basically just half a decade of "ugh I hate myself I hate my life I hate my parents nothing is fair everyone is mean the world is cruel I'm tired of it!! but idk i guess every teenager has this phase and I'll probably grow out of it and understand when I'm older" and getting older and realizing you should have been even angrier and more violent. And then people forget this as soon as they have kids

can we get 36 hours a day? not for any productive purposes i just want to finish my to watch & to read list in this lifetime . also probably get enough sleep

The soon to transition Mrs Nice Guy: No more Mr Nice Guy

rotting

still rotting

currently rotting

rotting again

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it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.

rpf is so serious to me. except not the way some of you do it. but its so serious. dead serious. not like youre thinking though. in a different way than that. still completely serious though