your fav's fav nuisance

It’s fascinating hearing how other people think. My dad says he has to think of a full sentence word for word before he says it whereas I don’t know what I’m gonna say until I’ve already said it.

you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

there is no psychological resilience stronger than continuing to love a sports team that keeps trying to kill you.

why did elementary and middle school teachers get so mad when you finished your work early and did silent reading? I was an A/B student and some of them would be so pissed when I finished my test within 15 minutes and whipped out my N. D. Wilson novel or whatever

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey

literally everything on earth happened in that race and somehow none of it happened to kimi

And just when you think a race can’t physically get any worse here comes Toto Wolff on the podium

gonna be hater for a second. every comms person saying kimi doesn't falter under pressure... THAT'S BECAUSE HE HASN'T BEEN GIVEN ANY!! AND THE ONE TIME HE HAD TO TO GO W2W WITH GEORGE HE MESSED UP AND BITCHED ON THE RADIO. DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.

I attach myself onto people Like a leech This is Not 🚫 Funny anymore

how many calories does being pure of heart and full of love burn?

f1 is just a series of things couldn’t possibly get any worse and then they do

rock bottom but i have a shovel