your fav's fav nuisance

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

that literally is the reason why we need teams like cabo verde in the world cup. like it means so much to them and we don’t get to see that anymore now that capitalism took over foorball. you can’t manufacture that

Does anyone know what to do

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

sometimes water tastes so good and you drink it in such a ferociously passionate way that you frighten yourself

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically