your fav's fav nuisance

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

NO MORE "CARLOS SAINZ IS STILL THE LAST RACE WINNER FOR FERRARI" POSTS THANK YOU SWEET BABY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

take all of doriane’s bad luck and give it to mercedes amg petronas formula one team

oscar piastri would find p5 in any lifetime

i just know kimi was in george’s garage chewing on the wires in his car like a rat last night

i just know george was in kimi’s garage chewing on the wires in his car like a rat last night

“Unique problems for Alex albon” fork found in kitchen

the concept of following the patron saint of miracles (charles leclerc) and not recognizing the circumstances under which miracles happen. a miracle that happens when times are easy is not a miracle at all.

NICO INTERVIEWING LEWIS FOR HIS FIRST WIN WITH FERRARI ON THE TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THEIR CRASH IN SPAIN IS CRAZY WORK

Starting a paragraph with 'I'm a fan but...' and then listing what you consider to be that particular driver's flaws is crazy work. I would fight anyone who even looked at my driver the wrong way.