caprifiles

guys is it race week tomorrow? say it aint so

FERNANDO ALONSOINT IN THE YEAR 2026 OH MY LORD

ISACK GOT AWAY WITH IT ???? NO PENALTY ?????

genuinely surprised but alright, enjoy your podium i guess

kinda curious what are the vibes in milton keynes rn bc last year red bull employees were expecting max's departure before horner's news had hit the factory and things weren't even 1/3 as bad as they are rn

also. kinda curious how things at brackley are going rn bc even before this season started there were rumors about merc mechanics/ employees gossiping about the possibilty of max's arrival

drivers used to go to other teams in the middle of the season btw.

see: max verstappen 2016. darling, do the right thing for the 10y anniversary, and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

drivers used to go to other teams in the middle of the season btw.

every time an f1 race is on my dash is just like update on enemy #1. update on enemy #5. update on enemy #3. enemy #7 has eaten enemy #9. alex albon is having a Bad Day :(. update on enemy #2.

max might've had a bad day but my god he wasn't a bum

haha rememeber when red bull fucked up max's race by building a car that doesn't work and mercedes fucked up george's race by not serving his pen and mclaren fucked up lando's race by building a car that doesn't work and williams fucked up alex's race by being insane and red bull fucked up isack's race by building a car that doesn't work and alpine fucked up pierre's race by building a pitlane speed limiter that doesn't work and ferrari fucked up charles' race by pitting him and building a car that doesn't work and f1 fucked up every race by making the worst reg set known to mankind