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simon and garfunkel rekindled their friendship, the blowjob brothers from oasis reunited i think, buckingham nicks are somewhat amicable, taylor invited karlie to her wedding. paul mccartney it’s time to learn necromancy.

rpf is so serious to me. except not the way some of you do it. but its so serious. dead serious. not like youre thinking though. in a different way than that. still completely serious though

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

being into sports as someone that hates and dreads change is crazy

tumblr is such a breath of fresh air because we don't idolise celebrities for being rich . we idolise celebrities because they're having sex with their coworkers

there is no psychological resilience stronger than continuing to love a sports team that keeps trying to kill you.