caprifiles

every time an f1 race is on my dash is just like update on enemy #1. update on enemy #5. update on enemy #3. enemy #7 has eaten enemy #9. alex albon is having a Bad Day :(. update on enemy #2.

max might've had a bad day but my god he wasn't a bum

haha rememeber when red bull fucked up max's race by building a car that doesn't work and mercedes fucked up george's race by not serving his pen and mclaren fucked up lando's race by building a car that doesn't work and williams fucked up alex's race by being insane and red bull fucked up isack's race by building a car that doesn't work and alpine fucked up pierre's race by building a pitlane speed limiter that doesn't work and ferrari fucked up charles' race by pitting him and building a car that doesn't work and f1 fucked up every race by making the worst reg set known to mankind

2026 monaco ragebaiting gp

i'm not sad and not mad like i don't even feel anything rn

hashtag fake idgafer

every work of art (the motogp #hole) has its cheap copy (the pavement breaking in monaco)

all of these are current regulations fault tbh. we're not celebrating drivers' talent anymore. and we don't have extraordinary racing. we don't even see real overtakes anymore. it's just grand prix after grand prix where some shit just happens like mechanical failure or penalties. and they try to make you believe that it's what formula 1 is about

year 2026 DNI❗

smth about the tarmac breaking up in the tax avoidance epicentre of the world. if only there were some billionaires u could tax to fix that…shame