landback chudette

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

My tits bounce when I walk I’m not listening to you

i’m ngl “our age of bronze is collapsing” is one of the most hilarious things i’ve ever heard. people in the bronze age notably did not have any earthly idea that the period of time they lived in would be characterized by bronze as a material, classical hellenistic cultures called it the age of heroes in retrospect but characterizing timeframes in terms of materials is a modern invention from historians, not a cultural classification. i know it’s a bit of a nitpick i just can’t help but feel like, as a historian, it would immediately rip me out of the moment and make me scoff out loud to hear a greek hero say that bc of the sheer prevalence of the term “bronze age collapse” to explain an extremely complex multifaceted collapse of a web of societies. it feels like if “it’s morbin time” was actually said in morbius

is it weird if i say i genuinely wish there was more positivity aimed at people w large chests

"having a large chest is the beauty standard" no having a large chest is the Sexual standard theres a difference. i can only even be Hot and everything i ever wear will be deemed too sexual for every single situation. tank top shows too much cleavege or side boob a button up is always too busty and a crop top will always show too much skin. having a large chest leads to so much back pain and sexualization and complaining about it makes people go "ahh grass is alwahs greener/you are the beauty standard, why complain?" like genuinely i urge yall to watch anything with a larger chested woman and notice, REALLY notice, that her chest is her entire personality. notice that people critiqing misogynist charavter designs alwayd tend to rally in the statement that large chest=misogny, casting aside the Many Many Many women and people who look like Me and just . have a large chest? and exist? and deserve respect and not to be seen as nothing more than a sex symbol by both sides? idk ikdayy

taking a frame-perfect bong rip to perform a parry and do damage to the weed's lungs instead

gnome weed this hobbit weed that you know what i think we should be talking about more? fucking orc weed.

I love that Europeans pretend they're not part of "the imperial core" like girl you are literally the original core countries of the empire!!!

When I said my country I didn't mean the country I live in. I mean the country I come from. Yep, the UK is like, Imperialism Central. The "I'm not a part of it" admittedly could have phrased it better, that one's on me. But yeah I don't consider any of the UK my country, it's just where I moved to to find a better life.

why do so many freaks go right to “there should be exams or tests before you have kids” when the real solution is better social services, robust infant and child development education that is accessible both financially and schedule/distance accommodating, and resources throughout any stage of a child’s life. genuine question like did you think about any social development before going straight to eugenics

Look i am not even a proponent of parental testing measures. However. having *entire classes* on parenting, and "robust social services" (notoriously misused to steal kids) is much more eugenics-minded than having a simple 10 question test to assess that potential parents know that they should (1) feed shelter and clothe their children and (2) refrain from bullying or physically harming them.

the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this