It's A Shitshow Here!

@taszzer

Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

It got funnier

This is how cats domesticated themselves

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

i think itd be really fun if for the ides of march, tumblr made a little knife stab the likes button heart

I know this has been said so many times in so many words but it is never any less infuriating that we never seem to have basic social services money but we always have fucking war crime money

fucking evergreen post I guess