Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

gay culture is telling your partner “that’s gay” every time they do something romantic and cute

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

I love how none of the things he stated are indicative of emotional depth or an interesting personality

alexa slap this ass

oh i do try my very best to be not a bastard but my heart is a garden full of bastard fruits and also basil

THIS BLOG SUPPORTS TERRY CREWS

What happened to Terry Crews?

He was sexually assault and he is pressing charges. But as a straight [dark skin, black] man coming through and admitted he’s been sexually assaulted he’s getting some backlash from misogynistic, toxic masculinity filled, stupid people [men and women]. But I’m not one of them. I’m glad he’s speaking up and admitting what happened and not taking this too lightly.

Sorry, but you’re dad sounds like an idiot

Don’t apologise, he is.

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

if you had 6 minutes left to live, what’s the last song you’d listen to

i’d spent the entire 6 minutes trying to pick a song

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

THE LEGENDARY POST

IT’S HERE

just wanna remind y'all that there was a character in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy who accidentally became immortal and decided to spend his eternity of suffering traveling through time and space to insult everyone in the universe, one by one, in alphabetical order, and if that’s not a hero idk what is

I love how the ‘LADIES PICTURE THIS’ implies that men are extinct and that’s why everything works now