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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

no no no the relationship to the patient is "royal consort", not significant other. I can see you typing significant other

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

trams are like if a train and a bus had a baby and then the bus abandoned the family when the tram was just a baby and the train raised it as a hardworking single mother

Trolleybuses are what happens when the bus stays in the picture

okay dont be mad but i just scheduled you for every appointment ever. you have an open house on tuesday and a doctor is removing your all of it tomorrow 👍

okay dont be mad but i just scheduled you for every appointment ever. you have an open house on tuesday and a doctor is removing your all of it tomorrow 👍

making this term has done numbers for me being able to concisely express how i feel abt something. like. its not charizard’s fault i feel this way, im sure i’d feel normal abt it if it was stripped of all this over commodification, but i cannot. hence the name