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This is the same family I was afraid to come out to and accidentally did it by becoming a bestselling author, and now there's an entire call center on the northside of the Glasgow Quay that has to clock in every day listening to the wee auld guy on the front desk shilling his daughter's queer vampire porn and I think that's beautiful lmao

Whatb is the name of that book!??!!

tumblr will have you thinking people watch movies and listen to music and read books and then you go out into the world to hang out with people and none of them watch movies or listen to music or read books, let alone talk about them in any real way

an angel lost its wings when miyamura lost the long hair and piercings and we stopped seeing as much of his tattoos.

Just watched Horimiya for the first time i fear i will make it everyones problem

I have a type in men and the type is "absolute losers when in love"— Tianlang Jun, Jinshi, Miyamura, Mu Sheng, Choi Seunghyo, Ha Yichan, Iseop, Chika Kudo, Hirotaka... My goodness the list just goes on...

Yes yes yes this scene thank you for the tag, heehehehe

It’s funny because this scene must be based on the memoir Special Agent by Candis DeLong. In it she describes being out looking at clothes at a department store on lunch break with another female agent and overhearing a conversation between a man and a woman in which he says he’s an FBI agent. They peer around some clothes racks thinking that they’re going to see one of their fellow agents trying to get a date, and when they don’t recognize the guy they go over and pretend to be interested in the big strong FBI agent themselves and ask to see his badge. The guy actually pulled out a fake badge, whereupon they said “Huh, that doesn’t look anything like ours…”, produced their own badges and arrested him for impersonating an FBI agent. (I remember this bit from a 25 year old book because I actually stole it myself for a fic)

Exquisite. Glorious. 10/10 thank you for sharing.

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

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Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

ohmg

post's haunted.

winona ryder's character in stranger things has never been wrong even once and every time the fucking gravity turns off or whatever she says "hey thats weird right" and everyone in a 10 mile radius is like "woah category five woman moment incoming"

if i were joyce byers and somebody told me i was overreacting to anything i would say "remember the time an entire town thought i was insane but it turned out the government actually did fake my son's death after he got sucked into an alien hell dimension?" i would milk that for all it was worth for the rest of my life