“give me a face you could love” so amber gives paragon fitzchivalry’s face. this is absolutely fucking insane btw
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“give me a face you could love” so amber gives paragon fitzchivalry’s face. this is absolutely fucking insane btw

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i also think the fact that after turnabout samurai will powers and phoenix kinda become friends is a source of significant torture to edgeworth even after edgeworth gets normal* because phoenix doesn't even appreciate what he's got. like will powers calls phoenix up to invite him to nice events, no you don't understand, the Steel Actual Samurai is Calling Phoenix Wright (His Lawyer), First, to Invite Him. to things. and phoenix is just like huh, he's social i guess. the steel actual fucking samurai. guess ill go to the premiere of the new 2 steel 2 samurai movie. with the steel actual real fucking legitimate samurai who called me first. don't have anything else to do. edgeworth is 99% sure will powers has a small crush on phoenix and phoenix does not even notice. he's just like yeah that will powers guy is friendly huh? i don't think he's got many friends if he's inviting his lawyer to stuff. and edgeworth is steaming jealous. and phoenix is like you wanna come? edgeworth is like I do not think I am welcome. phoenix is like sure you are, will likes you. edgeworth is like I Am Sure Your Dear Friend With Whom You Are On A First Name Basis (The Steel Samurai) Recalls The Time I Tried To Get Him (Steel Samurai) Convicted And Sentenced To Death. phoenix is like well he asks about you all the time. and edgeworth is like He Is Just Being Polite (He Is The Steel Samurai). I Am Going Now. To Brood. and the thing is edgeworth IS invited and will powers thinks he's hot but telling edgeworth this has a 73% chance of locking him in a torture gauntlet for all time
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#another dimension to this: in the nrmts rship WP is edgeworth's hall pass#which is weird for someone they personally know but phoenix is chill about it because he knows#1) edgeworth would never do anything about it due to it would break his brain and#2) he would be ecstatic if edgeworth DID do this because it would be fucking hilarious#a long time later WP says to nick are you still with miles edgeworth? you're a lucky guy! and phoenix is like I HAVE TO CALL MY BOYFRIEND#EDGEWORTH GET OVER HERE NOW IT'S HAPPENING#rookposting#ace attorney#i think a lot of people have a crush on nick actually. he has that gormless unyielding hero vibe#watching a guy you barely know froth at the mouth in despair from the sheer effort of saving your life. it worked on Edgeworth
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still thinking about how fitz tried to convince the royal huntswoman (as in. the person whose job it is to Know About Animals) that a very obvious wolf was just a big dog. no one’s doing it like him
Burrich be like Hey Fitz I am your father figure. I fucked your mum now I'm going to fuck and marry your girlfriend too.
Fitz + "My Fool" in the tawny man trilogy
grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.
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there were so many scenes i could’ve picked from here but i do think this was fitz’s biggest flop in the history of everything. just the entirety of fool’s assassin honestly
fitz: “my fool” (affectionate)
chade: “your fool” (accusatory)
pretty sure these are the only two who use possessive language re beloved and this dynamic is making me a little bit insane
Civil Bresinga is the single most funniest character in all of ROTE and he’s not even trying to be
Look, Binghe's whole thing is that he's the genius protagonist who can always put the pieces together, of course he already knows that his Shizun and Shen Jiu are different people. He had five years to meticulously examine his spiritual pathways and literally pick Mu Qingfang and Qiu Haitang's brains, he has enough information to reach that conclusion.
By the Holy Mausoleum arc, he clearly sees that Shen Qingqiu has knowledge beyond what a human cultivator should be capable of, and by the end of the Bing-mei vs Bing-Ge extra, he knows where Shizun got that knowledge.
It's not a huge stretch to deduce that Bing-Ge is the man Shizun was running from in Jin Lan; a violent conqueror with a harem full of every woman his well-meaning teacher has ever tried to encourage him to romance. Once Shen Qingqiu confirms that he's met Bingge before, that inference would be all but confirmed. even without any knowledge of the system, he has gotten like 85% of the story straight.
The remaining non-system percent that he's still misunderstanding is that, due to Bing-Ge implying that they'd slept together, he probably assumes Shizun's past life was one of Bing-Ge's neglected wives. Whoops!
fitz: i spoke into his panting mouth… I embraced him with more than my arms

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farseer trilogy if various characters had a gun:
if Fitz had a gun it would be roughly the same length. fitz having a gun would solve some problems and create new, different problems
if burrich had a gun it would be shorter but not necessarily better
if shrewd had a gun you wouldn't know it
if kettricken had a gun things would likely be shorter and better
if verity had a gun he wouldn't use it
if starling had a gun she never would've been in the story. it would've been someone else's problem
if the fool had a gun maybe Fitz would listen to him. so I'm putting this one on 'shorter'
if regal had a gun it would be one book and everything would suck
kettle should be given a gun. it definetly would improve something
I'm not entirely convinced chade doesn't already have a gun
edit: I forgot patience. giving patience a gun is really great until she forgets about it