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a post made me remember about the audio and that i did this in like august.... i still love this shit hsjd

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Carson: “Can I get a ‘heck yeah’?”

Joko: “Hell no”

Carson: “Close enough!”

~

Judge: “And how do you plead?”

Pokay: [Looks over to James]

James: [Mouths ‘not guilty’]

Pokay: “Hot milky?”

James: [Slams head on table]

~

Travis: [Gets down on one knee]

Cooper: “Oh my god, it’s finally happening.”

Travis: [Ties shoelace]

Cooper: “He finally stopped wearing fucking crocs!”

~

Josh: [Walks in] “Sorry I’m late, I was…doing things.”

Nick: [Barges into the room, panting] “He pushed me down the fucking stairs!”

~

Sneeg: “I want someone to take me out.”

Mason: “Like on a date or with a sniper?”

Sneeg: “Surprise me.”

~

JC, texting Joko: “Hey, you awake?”

Joko: “No.”

~

Weest: “Oh, so when other people go outside it’s ‘good for their health’ and ‘highly recommended’.”

Weest: “But when I do it, it’s a ‘containment breach and a ‘danger to the public’.”

~

Mason: “Are you okay?”

Carson: “Yeah, I just have this headache that keeps coming and going.”

Josh enters the room: “Hey, guys!”

Carson: “And there it is again.”

~

Cooper: “Bitch.”

Altrive: “Blocked.”

Cooper: “Wait. Unblock me, I have to tell you something.”

Altrive: “Unblocked.”

Cooper: “Bitch.”

~

Michael: “The fact that I’m considered an adult is both terrifying and hilarious.”

~

Ted: “Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.”

“Just because I’ve got U.S.S.R. bedsheets doesn’t mean I’m a communist, guys!” - ShadowApples

“You can’t just make demands ‘cause you’re the devil. That’s not fair, it’s rude.” - ConnorEatsPants

“Send me your fucking boin loins RN or I’m about to throw a hissy fit.” - Cscoop

“I was fucking crucified. For what? All your sins? I don’t wanna die for your sins, you’re all fucking gay.” - Miqzah

“You know, all I’m gonna say is I’m not the one named Gay Slut.” - AntVenom

“Oh, you’re on social security. Oh, you got benefits. Suck my ass, dude, seriously.” - Ted Nivison

“What the dick, man?” - SkyDoesMinecraft

“Yeah, you like that? You like that dick and balls, Cap’?” - CallMeCarson

“What’s my favorite high school memory? Leaving.” - Jawsh

“The only problem about the real estate is that it’s right next to a crack house. But you know, I’m from Atlanta and that kind of is accurate.” - ConnorEatsPants

“There’s a huge peepee and ball on Mario.” - Traves

“I’ve never spent this much money on any article of clothing in my entire life…and the first time I’m spending a lot of money on clothes is for an Annoying Orange co–” - Jawsh

“…and then I realized that in the case of things like Oreos, milk might actually be a condiment.” - Michael McChill

Pokay: “Hey, I’m lesbian.”

James: “I thought you were American?”

~

Travis: “Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.” 

~

SneegSnag: “You ready to fucking die?!”

Jschlatt: “No, I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!”

~

TV, playing in the background: “Who’s that Pokemon?”

Michael: “It’s Pikachu!”

TV, playing in the background: “It’s Clefairy.”

Michael: “Fuuuuuck!”

~

SneegSnag: “I thought you were bae…turns out, you’re just fam.”

JimmyHere: “Bruh–”

SneegSnag: [Shakes his head and walks out of the room]

~

Mason: “There’s only one thing worse than a rapist…” 

Mason: [Pulls off the piece of paper that was taped to the board.] “Boom.”

Altrive: “A child.”

Mason: “No.”

~

Cooper: “So no head?” 

Cooper, three seconds later: [Smashes his phone on the ground and jumps on his skateboard.]

~

ShadowApples: “And just remember: no one will ever be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself…” [Starts crying]

~

Carson: “Would you rather kill Jenn or–”

Jschlatt: “Yes, kill her.”

Carson: “I didn’t say the other–”

Jschlatt: “I don’t need to hear it.”

AntVenom, sitting on the couch: “I’m feeling a little unsafe.”

~

Josh: “I’m over this dumbass school with all these fake ass people–”

Travis: “Hey!”

Josh: “Hey…”

Josh, saying under his breath: “Fucking bitch.”

~

Mason: “Yo, what’s the scoop?” 

Cooper, on an electric scooter: “Penis.” 

Cooper, a second later: [Drives straight into a trash can and falls off the scooter.]

~

Ted: “Hey, duck! You’re no good duck!”

Joko: “You’ll never be shit!” 

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“Listen, I won’t lie, I have failed on every account of everything on this server.  Every single thing up to this point I have failed. Just consistent failure.” - ConnorEatsPants

“There’s only one explanation: white people.” - SkyDoesMinecraft

“Dude, AntVenom was so quick to grab my thick rod.” - ConnorEatsPants

“Tax evasion doesn’t work.” - CallMeCarson

“Yeah, Minecraft, dude, yeah, butter…I’m gonna go smoke another joint, I’ll be right back.” - SkyDoesMinecraft

“Eat pant, Conar!” - Jschlatt (Thank you, @not-fitz, for the quote. I just rewatched the video and I can’t stop laughing at his accent.)

“Everybody knows Schlatt’s got a big shovel, but c’mon!” - VoiceOverPete

“I just got a thousand bits, suck my stupid dick.” -RoastedJames

“Bro, get your fucking bobber away, dude, they’ll think we’re gay!” - Pokay

“How many people are we gonna shoot with that…‘accidentally’? How many accidental bullets are gonna be fired today? Into the same target, uh, several times in a row?” - Jschlatt

“Dude, I keep getting really horny ‘cause people are posting dick copypastas in chat.” - Cscoop

“Do I shave my beard? Yeah…as soon as my beard touches my toes, I have to shave it.” - Traves

“Mikey, I’m actually gonna fucking show my nuts on the Discord call and you’re going to fucking like it!” -Joko

JunkyJanker: “Don’t fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side. Ahhhhh!!”

~

Altrive: [Walks by with his headphones in] “And they were roommates!”

SneegSnag: “Oh my god, they were roommates…”

~

Everyone: “What’d you say?”

Mason: “I said whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe!”

~

Ted: “Mother Trucker, dude. That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.”

~

Joko: “I just don’t think you can do this one.”

SneegSnag: “I’ve been an assassin for a while now, what makes you think that–”

Joko: [Tilts his head to the side to show a picture of a dog on the screen]

SneegSnag: “–Ohh, get that shit out of here, you’re right!”

~

Ted: “Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergartners–”

Carson: “I wanna fight kindergartners.”

Ted: “That’s not even the whole…”

Carson: “Those kids are getting slapped!”

~

Jschlatt: “Good credit, bad credit, no credit, no problem! Are you dead? Fuck it, ghost credit!”

Connor: “Imma get a Subaru!”

~

Cooper: “Roadside Assistance, this is Sydney.”

Josh: “Hi, Sydney, I just have a flat tire.”

Cooper: “And I have a flat chest!”

Josh: [Opens car door] “And we’re walking!”

~

Travis: [Reaches for a bag of chips but it falls off the top shelf] “Haha. Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.”

~

Wilbur: “So basically–um, what I was thinking of was, umm–”

Jschlatt: [Punches him]

Wilbur: “Aw fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this.”

~

Cooper: “Dad, look: it’s the good kush.”

“Hey, Big Boy Whoopsie, if you were a true fan of Alvin and the Chipmunks, you would know that Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel with the Chipettes comes before Chipwrecked. Idiots!” - ConnorEatsPants

“Soon enough you’re going to have an army of gays lining up outside your door coming to kill ya.” - Jschlatt

“I just broke every ankle in my body.” - Traves

“Yes. Yes, look at me run, Carson! Like a little girl screaming from a monster!” - VoiceOverPete

“Dude, I wanna be able to say I drowned Gumball. Please, dude, give me this.” - CallMeCarson 

“I will eliminate the middle class.“ - JunkyJanker 

“Dude, I’m not prepared for Mr. Minecraft to join in on these festivities.” - Jawsh