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Nope gosh dang it I have more to say. Why are girls expected to answer this question like it’s “what’s your favorite color” or something innocuous? Why is this even remotely okay? This is in quizzes, girl’s diaries + activity books, magazines, party games, and school reflections. How is that okay? Why are girls expected to have an answer to this question? Why is it supposed to be normal to decide that you hate a part of your body? Why are we teaching children this?

Me n my mutuals watching it all unfold……….

Whatching what unfold?

Also rules that Tumblr had the exact same problem that Twitter is currently dealing with (website too wretched to attract advertisers) and came up with the exact same solution as Twitter-ie sell functionally meaningless little upgrades- and Tumblr succeeded where Twitter didn't because Tumblr successfully tapped into its user base's desire to be obnoxious

Like Tumblr introduced sponsored posts YEARS after every other website but it was a smash hit because they pitched it as "for five dollars we will make everyone look at your post whether they like it or not" and it did so well that people actually started buying the premium subscriptions because we all collectively agreed that we HAVE to financially support a website that lets you pay to annoy strangers

Just an entire ecosystem built around new and novel ways to bother other people. I'm never ever leaving

Tumblr launching its blue checkmark thing while twitter’s blue checkmark thing is burning out of control demonstrates superb comedic timing. My god I want to kiss every single one of @staff​ on the forehead for this.

"THE WISH.COM VERSION OF MYTHBUSTERS" IM LOSING IT

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

My friends, here is his bandcamp. His album Artificial Intelligence includes this song, aka H.Y.C.Y.BH

nobody bitch about the tumblr checkmark this is the funniest shit staff has pulled in months and its absolutely contributing to the landlord-firing-gunshots-at-passing-cars vibe of the past week

Tumblr is collectively doing this thing where we’re an old woman in the village minding our business and making our soup but the new gentrified neighbors want to come over and see if we’re interested in starting a Home Owner’s Association and so now we gotta pretend to be a crazy old lady who does devil sacraments and maybe will come to stand in front of their house at night and stare in their windows if they talk to us.

you say that like we didn't before - it's soup by day, sacrament by night

A granny in the sheets, Baba Yaga in the streets

Shit I better carve out some time to update my theme and youse on like...my entire life? MY KID IS SIX BROSEFS.

ok ok like give me the weekend to get used to this interface again I may be nearly forty but I'm a goddamn elder millennial I can do ANYTHING

Shit I better carve out some time to update my theme and youse on like...my entire life? MY KID IS SIX BROSEFS.

i’m teaching a tiny little girl to say “nonbinary” and she keeps saying “no banana” and once she said “none bananananary” and honestly? close enough, she’s adorable and her parents are super chill with me and they already taught her to say genderfluid (to her it’s genner-flooood) and transgender (trains genner) and a bunch of sexualities so now i’m adding “none bananananary” to the mix

Taught a kid I was babysitting how to say “genderqueer” and he keeps forgetting how to pronounce it so another good one is “gender weird” and I love it so much

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

Merry Shitscram!