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I love being invested in a very shitty pair of headphones because having owned at least 7 pairs of these (mostly due to my own negligence) I can pretty much accurately describe every problem that they have, when that problem will come up, and how to fix it. I feel like I'm microdosing being a real engineer!

#i tried the same company's newer slightly more expensive version and it is so awful in so many ways #the audio quality is bad the texture is bad the headphones are too tight on my head #it is truly a tragedy that i have never found another pair that fits my head like these do!#because i have to spend about 30 dollars once every two years or more to replace them #but that is usually just because the actual headphone pads get truly disgusting and i have not yet found a way to clean them #soon enough i can probably replace the speakers as well if those ever decide to give out

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nat-20s

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

nat-20s

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

wizard-council-bureaucrat

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

vanglaggle

fat butch is genuinely the staple . when u say butch i think of a fat butch and it hasn't crossed my mind that this is a new thought for some people

yesornopolls

Foregoing monetary restrictions, would you own a fursuit?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

#yeah i want big ass paws and a silly face

sickthings-deactivated20260704

beatsthingies

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penny-anna

what the hell is going on

penny-anna

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

penny-anna

Please god it would be so funny

penny-anna

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

penny-anna

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

butterflyslinky

So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?

penny-anna

I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.

Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.

penny-anna

The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.

devilishdescent

nngh... why do my pronouns hurt?

because youve never used them before.

dragon-in-a-fez

pokkin

kata4a

Ye knowe eek, that in forme of speche is chaunge With-inne a thousand yeer, and wordes tho That hadden prys, now wonder nyce and straunge Us thinketh hem; and yet they spake hem so, And spedde as wel in love as men now do.

chaucer, Troilus and Criseyde c. 1380

youzicha

glossary: eek also and even tho at the time prys great value wonder a cause for astonishment nyce stupid spedde succeeded

You know the form of language, too, can change. Within a thousand years, even the words that were most precious then, seem strange and foolish to us; yet they spoke them so and did no worse in love than we now do.

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

imeralla-blog

The colour period and amplitude of the wiggle

indecisiveness-incarnate

It's so fun scrolling really fast down this

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kafkaesquegf

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

fuckterfs-reactivated20252412

I wanna do a PSA on mature content labels

fuckterfs-reactivated20252412

There is a visible difference between posts flagged as mature, whether by the algorithm or manually by staff, and those marked as mature by the posters themselves.

here you can see, in that order, one post I found that was flagged by staffs ai, one post I made and marked as mature myself in the post editor, and then one I made where I specified that it was sexual themes

as you can see the auto flagged post is "potentially" mature. this leads me to believe that it is not manually flagged by a staff member, and the speculative "may" means it was not marked by OP.

the ones I marked myself say so: "The author has indicated" means I did that, not an automatic system or a staff member. The unsure "may potentially maybe" is also not here.

I have seen a few people mark their own posts as mature and then go "Hmph! dang staff!" when reading carefully tells you that's not staff's doing. Staff is transmisogynistic and does a lot of stuff that sucks, but don't add fake instances of that and complain about those.

We have enough to legitimately complain about. One of my acquaintances here is on her sixtieth blog because she keeps getting banned for no reason. Another one has left the platform because last time she was banned every single one of her followers was banned too. A bunch of my friends are on their fifth to twentieth blogs now

Don't make up shit that can be easily debunked to get mad about when we're not lacking real stuff to be mad about. Please

athelind

The Most Tumblr Punchline

I've noted before that my favorite punchline on Tumblr is "hang on, gotta look something up/okay that's funny."

Let me explain why:

It is a way to say "I don't get it" without blaming the joke or the teller.

It is a tacit admission of ignorance without shame or judgement.

It assumes responsibility for acquiring the knowledge the respondent doesn't already have.

It cues other people who Don't Get It to do the look-up themselves, allowing them to get that full impact of Getting It without derailing the post with explanations.

It gives subsequent readers, whether or not THEY got the joke, a little frisson of good feelings when they realize that someone else is now In On The Joke.

It not only makes the original joke funnier, it gets funnier the more often it's used.

theydrian

To add 1 more, it’s also a great subversion of usual expectations, since it’s commonly held that if you need to take time to explain the joke it’s ruined because the comedic moment has passed. Finding the joke funny post-explanation turns this around and also affirms that, with context, the joke fucking slaps, whether or not the timing is consistent. Plus it’s got the joy of learning in there!!!

userparamore

SINNERS 2025 | dir. Ryan Coogler

cutecipher

the age verification shit is fascists trying to control the internet for everyone. the children part of this is a smokescreen and you shouldn't be falling for it.

blvck-coffee-dad

Here's some research from Georgia Tech and UC Irvine to bolster this. At best, age verification systems take your data and sell it to third parties, despite their promises of privacy.

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strawberry-crocodile

actually dipper and mabel are both trans girls, dipper just figures it out later.

strawberry-crocodile

wendy too. and soos.

strawberry-crocodile

but NOT the old guy.

hes grungler stan

nyancrimew

mutuals do this

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