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for sale: baby shoes, never worn. what? oh, don't worry, my baby didn't die, he just came out with the biggest fucking feet imaginable. yeah he's a real kirby-looking motherfucker

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hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"
It's the last day of April
Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped
This is the best one
(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)
rocky may be the size of an earth dog but he is 168 kilos and strong as hell whereas grace is a wet paper bag. one of these two is being carried by the other and it is not the one you think
grace go far.

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
here’s to 15 years of neil banging out the tunes 🎶
so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.
i posted this old as balls gifset ten years ago today

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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two
this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts
World Heritage Post
anyone know if rubik is like, problematic? do we still fw his cube?
pliny voice it's very simple. a porpoise is like a dolphin but sadder and with a sort of hateful aura to it
my honest opinion is that all fictional romantic couples should be separated by death and the surviving one should develop an unhealthy and offputting obsession with the dead one's rotting corpse
i just don't think it's that serious unless they're leaping into the grave in the middle of the funeral and begging to be buried alive alongside them or sleeping next to the bloated putrefying remains of their dearly beloved for decades
reblog to microwave them faster
the speed of 20 reblogs... what could 100 do...
THE POWER OF 100 REBLOGS…!
GUYS STOP THEY'RE GETTING DIZZY
[it might be a while before the power increases because the microwaver (me) didn't expect y'all to want to rotate them so badly lolol]
THIS IS TOO MUCH
OH GOD

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Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years
Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022)
I hope everyone is having a good holiday visiting their families