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the laptop cd drive is a sort of dead wife

so, me and the cursed amulet have been talking. well, he’s been talking. I’ve been listening. anyway we think you’re plotting against us.

My two greatest fears are permanence and change

Wait I forgot about the strong as fuck ice mummy

“do you really wanna be on that medication for the rest of your life :(?” yes actually I would love that. I know what I’m like off it

no you don't understand. i *get* to be on this medication for the rest of my life :)

i understand toddlers cuz if i was just born a couple years ago and someone tried to get me to understand and say words while i'm growing insane amounts of teeth very quickly and painfully i'd be having a temper tantrum on the floor of a department store too

at the point in my life where whenever a kid cries in public i'm like man i get it. carry on

A solid 80% of the tumblr experience is accepting that you won't get the reference of [shit that's suddenly everywhere] until like 19 months later

this struck a chord with all the other people confused-by-yet-accepting-of the juggling man and/or plastic-eating crow boy i see

Idk what the problem is. Plastic is literally forbidden in the world of the dangerous crow boy. It's not that hard to understand.

i usually don't engage with booktok mockery because most of it is just elaborately feigning surprise that straight women can have kinks. but literally why the fuck is his job to destroy plastic

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

OH its a software. its a software anyone can download and use. i genuinely thought there was just one jugglegif fiend besieging tumblr with their vision. i thought this was our horse race tests.

"Was this book good or was I deeply 19 when I read it:" an investigative journalism series

“Was this book bad or was I simply lacking enough life experience to appreciate the narrative when I read it” : an award-winning followup

I'd much rather see one thousand "graphic design is my passion" canva book covers and scribbly ms paint covers and poorly scanned colored pencil covers than a single AI generated book cover