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we're not kids anymore.
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@squibbonstan
chaphopfightsback:
There aren’t any fair ladies where I live that are chap-hop heads. It’s a real problem. I have to eventually move somewhere else if I’m ever going to find a missus I can cuddle with on the couch while listening to Mr. B…passing a big ass tobacco pipe back and forth. I need this in my life.
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will never not be mad about gig economy apps making a 4 star rating mean “unacceptable quality”
Doordash will suspend you below 4.2 stars.
Uber drivers can be suspended at 4.6 stars.
Lyft drivers risk suspension under 4.8 stars.
Even for apps where they don’t have a publicly stated minimum, their algorithms will bury you.
4 stars does not mean 4 stars. It means 1.4 stars.
If you give a person a 4 star rating, to these companies, you are not saying “I was mostly satisfied with the service, but there’s always room for improvement”—which is what 4 stars should mean—you are voting for them to be fired.
Genuinely, do not ever give people 4 star ratings on gig service apps for any reason that is not a safety issue where their continuation on the app could seriously hurt people.
If someone gives you “just OK” service where you don’t want to give them 5 stars, but you don’t actively hate their existence and hope they die, just don’t rate them.
LGBTV
me: *googling what kind of bike helmet i should get*
search result 1, AI-generated article: Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered what kind of bike helmet is best for protecting their cranium and lower intestine. In the event that you find yourself with a bike helmet, you must find a way to save your family. Therefore, we have compiled a list of qualities to look for. First, sodium content is of great importance when biking your helmet.
search results 2, 3, and 4: sponsored ads for bike helmets on amazon
search result 5, reddit thread: bikeaholic363736: hey guys, do any of you have experience with the windslapper 30g helmet from spronklegear?
spokejunkie666: it's probably the best helmet on the market right now. if you're not using the windslapper you might as well just be riding your bike into a woodchipper
handlebar_hamburglar: idiot. we've had this thread a hundred times. don't the mods enforce the repost ban anymore? OP, don't listen to spokejunkie. the windslapper is the leading cause of death in the netherlands
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Friendly reminder as we get closer to the launch of the ModRetro M64. ModRetro is owned by Palmer Lucky, a self described “Radical Zionist” who fundraises for Donald Trump.
Palmer Lucky also has another company, called Anduril Industries, that manufactures and sells AI powered weapons and surveillance systems. ModRetro even sells Anduril branded gameboys that were made from the same metal that they use to manufacture attack drones.
Don’t buy this thing. A 200 dollar Nintendo 64 clone is not worth your soul.
im working the "girls bringing their boyfriends" checkpoint at the pride parade, sending most of the boyfriends to an overpriced bar with optimised number of leaning-with-a-beer points like youd send kids at a wedding to their table and letting the girlfriends in with a special ticket to an adjoining room with glass that lets them look at the boyfriends distinctly not talking to one another the rest of the boyfriends i press a little button under my desk and some tgirls in dark trenchcoats come and bundle them away, waving the girlfriend into the lesbian section, and with various mechanical grinding and whirring noises the new girls pop out of the room with an estrogen vial, a new outfit and a black lipstick stain on their cheek im clearly bored out of my mind sat at this desk, but im vital because ive got a 100% accuracy rate and i get paid in vodka to keep my interest in the world alive
i also get paid in all the first panty shot polaroids they take before they shove the new girls out but dont tell anyone cuz if the chasers union finds out ill never hear the end of it, and i already dont hear the end of them cuz i refuse to tell them how big it is, i tell them its a data protection thing and they never listen
the chasers union keeps asking for a float at pride but we have to keep rejecting it cuz they refuse to not have a banner that says "haha youre so cute have you had bottom surgery" and thatd fuck up our obligations to the forcefem union, who i am not taking bribes from stop asking
mr evrart is helping me find my dick
sewerman collect my morals
you are a critic in a very prestigious gallery, what are your thoughts on this piece?
imagine seinfeld but if jerry had.... an inquisitive mind..
I just meant if jerry wanted more information but I can see how you might have understood this as me proposing a bicurious seinfeld
Not that there's anything wrong with that
not that there's anything wrong with that
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oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!
(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)
and they’re friends!!
Haha yeah eww no thanks
Anurognathus ammoni, a tiny and peculiar pterosaur from the Late Jurassic that breaks the mold of its giant relatives. This small, insect-eating pterosaur possessed a unique body plan that suggests a lifestyle akin to a modern-nightjar or bat, flitting through the ancient forests in pursuit of flying insects.
Art by Zhao Chuang
unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!
(warning: loud chirping throughout)
source: hellgate osprey cam
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my slightly evil puppy
imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed
she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for
