Spudkip

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

Final Fantasy VII is so cool. :3

Beidou: “oh that’s cool, does he have a good relationship with his family?”

Traveler: “Uuuhhhh.”

Beidou: “yeah he’s mine now. I’ll have Ningguang fill out the adoption papers and we’ll have them sent to Yanfei for review by tomorrow.”

Traveler: he has a corruptive presence because of accumulated Karma from Liyue’s dead gods. He tries not to be around people because of it.

Beidou: do you remember my background story where my whole childhood I was neglected and isolated because people thought I was “a bad omen” and brought death??? Yeah? And how after a dog died in front of me while I was in poverty and starving, I assumed I would ruin anything I cared about ever?

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.