Crossbell Crustacean

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not now frightening ghoul there's a fucking bounny

Refer to England as “a mysterious and warlike nation off the coast of western Asia”

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

Normal sized fidget toy

oh the wifi password yeah it's the nicene creed in its entirety

didn't immediately realize this post was about Tomodachi Life so I just thought you had a really novel take about the plot of Gravity Falls

Thank you for the clarification

The purpose of a Tumblr poll bracket is to engineer a situation in which 562 people will agree that hotdogs "beat" Last Year in Marienbad (1961), which itself has recently defeated the chemical compound phenyl ethyl salicylate, which toppled the kingdom of Silla (57BC-935AD), which killed the velvet worm that put an end to planking, and so on.

im not even into the whole rpf thing but honestly mad respect for whatever yall are doing to those roman senators