Crossbell Crustacean

evil great lakes

this happens every day and yet people believe men arent oppressed

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

“Just bought and downloaded Soar Through the Heavens, Hoshōji (Tenkuseyo Hoshōji) for 108 yen based on the cover alone.

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

when you're 32 you will meet someone who will change your life forever

Opened a wip I started back for new years 2025 and got to the end