Crossbell Crustacean

im only attracted to worthy opponents

The only thing I miss about Brands on tumblr are those shitass 4 frames gifs they used to make

HANG ON A SECOND, IT’S RIGHT HERE

BY HEAVEN THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING

what’s up youtube it’s ya boy liu bang. today we’re speedrunning the unification of china. to start, i picked up this sick mandate. now, some of you may be familiar with this bad boy —

the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.

rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes

brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

Why is Vegeboop so unique?

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

Betray Your Values And Beliefs For 8 Red Coins

girlfriend keeps a kyubey plushie just to beat up when she's angry so sometimes i'm running down the list of questions to ask to help her figure out what would make her feel better and "do you want to hurt kyubey" is often one of them