Crossbell Crustacean

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

disco elysium dialogue tree

I hate gamers…

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

this event is cancelled

train

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Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

I was telling my dad about how there are always hermits in Arthurian stories, just, you're out on a quest and you need directions or to recover from a wound so you look for the nearest hermit because there's usually one around. My Dad said "Like gas stations" and I have not been the same since

I need dick on a new level never before seen

are you prepared to handle metaphysical cock from a bear 6 cuils removed from his own body?

I can handle cock at ANY level of abstraction.

are you reading tumblr on an ancient tome?

not impordant right now

What the fuck is that