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trans women deserve to have little fangs.

any one of us could receive an attack buff in real life basically whenever. we wouldn't even know because our daily lives generally have no call for beating people up. but it's possible that for any given 30 seconds of any day you could receive a damage multiplier that would cause your weakest punch to effortlessly blast somebody into giblets and you never noticed because you didn't punch anyone during that window

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

the sign of a true favorite ship is when you don't think about them going on dates or having sex or even kissing. they're just a intangible amalgamation of emotions and concepts and symbolism bouncing around in your brain at all times