every so often they will invent roblox games that you have never heard of that every single person on your dash has played and loved

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

@ my mutuals who are struggling to love themselves right now or just in general. I love you and I’m proud of you. You’ll get there. You’re worth it.

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

the best piece of relationship advice i ever got was “a relationship isn’t 50/50, it’s 60/40 with each party excited to be the 60”. which to me means that you should be with someone who makes you want to do more, be more, open your heart even wider. why WOULDNT you like making life easier for your loved one(s)?

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

You smoked dog weed

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs