if i die young, bury me in trash

I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied "is it the beach episode" and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately

#i want you all to know that this is like. a legit strategy that's taught to people LMAO #i.e. say something so fucking stupid/absurd that it distracts the person's brain so much that it drags them back and grounds them #like. people are actually taught to do this

I do the same at the theater. I always say “enjoy your movie” and they almost always say “thanks you too” and it’s so great to watch the different reactions because some people will walk back to me and explain what they meant and it’s so great

just made the best non-looping gif i think

u dont have to call it lovecraftian u can call it cosmic horror 🙏🙏 the man did not invent the genre

Did Kafka invent transmutation? Yet we proceed to call such events, while insect oriented, as Kafkaesque, don't we?

yes but kafka is my poor little meow meow my silly rabbit and my bi boyfriend hope this helps ♥️

Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.

Op genuinely thank you for this

“bread is inevitable” is our household motto now

You weren’t bullied because you liked anime, you were bullied because you were locked in a prison with 1,000 other teens and a combination of institutional frameworks and environmental stressors led to the construction and enforcement of brutal social hierarchies

sometimes i think about how “alpha wolves” are only a thing in captivity, and then i think about public schools

i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh