i love you already

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

bleeding

guy viciously jerking off to something on his phone but you look and it’s just that days wordle

i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

mm fulled of eggs

wait fuck NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST. HARBOILED EGG ARE HARD BOPILED CHICKEN EGGS . CHIECKEN EGGS I ATE THEM NOT !! PEGNANT

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

hmmm it's called house of the dragon but we got surprisingly little dragon content. house of the crazy bitches more like

i was and am such a cregan stark hater but honestly being 22 and teaching high school has forced me to change my perspective cause some of those riverlands lads are 14. if you told me i had to storm the capitol with the kids in my class and then establish a new government in 48 hours i would act up too

mr. craig stark trying to explain that today’s learning objective is to murder criston cole before he can take his host back to king’s landing but kermit and oscar tully are playing cyvasse dot com on a glass candle, robb rivers asked to go to the bathroom 45 minutes ago and hasn’t come back, and benjicott blackwood derailed the whole thing by coming in tardy with a fantasy chicken sandwich that smelled really good and made everyone else hungry

it RULES that Jaime sat on the iron throne btw it RULES. and then he didn’t even try to become king or name the next king or whatever he just sat on it. because it’s A CHAIR. people kill and cheat and lie their whole lives for it and it’s literally just a chair and you can sit on it and it doesn’t mean anything.

rhaena the lesbian had to die early into jaehaerys’ reign because if he pulled the shit he did with saera when she was still around she would’ve flown on down and put the capital on lockdown until he agreed to be normal

honestly if she stuck around most of the tragedies would’ve been solved by sheer dent of auntie rhaena having harrenhal be a nice place (cursed blood and doom castle) for all of the female relatives jaehaerys managed to malign condemn or banish to hang out in together and unionize against him in

dance of the dragons avoided because the harrenhal problematic girlarmy just shows up to the great council and shoves baelon springprince into a locker. peace and love on planet westeros

personally if i was a westerosi second son i would cause a lot of problems. a lot of different kinds of problems. id make a lot of stuff worse and i wouldn’t join the nights watch either. you should have given me more enrichment time but now we all have to suffer. i’m going to embarrass my lord father so bad.

thinking about the difference between melodramatic, moody angel telling buffy he wishes he could see her in direct sunlight vs. spike just straight up scurrying around Sunnydale with a blanket over his head whenever he gets bored and wants to see buffy during the day

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me