The CottonSquad

Hey I tried to reblog this and it opened a markiplier five nights at freddys video what kind of fucked up sorcery did you cast on this post

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i think there’s divinity in gross and ugly things. i think the radical love and acceptance of what is weird and nasty is angelic and i think there is something holy about indulging in the neglected/looked down on/outcast/unacceptable parts of this world. you should let yourself be weird

the last time a cybertruck backed into a pond, it went really well for a drowned millionaire soooo what could go wrong.

Yes YES The horse is out

I think our coins should have holes in them. Currencies with holes in them are just superior currencies. All currency should be something you can string like beads. China knows what's up.

they are its just like a platypus situation

One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard

cc: @petermorwood

prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

“we need more evil female characters” you guys cant even handle a traumatized teenage girl making a mistake

Really interesting devolution of my language composition in just 3 days of having a cat. I call things her "worlds". Box world. Corner world. She's really into bathtub world. And just now she put her paws up on the toilet seat and I picked her up and said "No no, Toilet World is not an approved Pepper World."