Pike's bruised left tit

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

If it happens on July 4th, I will buy and display an American flag bigger than God.

something HAS to be done about the rise of the cutesy “me and my collection of bland white men!!” tagline parroted with increasing enthusiasm by white people so it becomes an unironic celebration of only finding white people attractive and a normalization of that as an endearing and relatable experience under the guise of tongue in cheek self-deprecation. something has to be done

Emily, Murph and Siobhan each turned forty and decided they'd look the hottest they've ever been. Truly inspirations to us all.