Multi-blog blog

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

never kill yourself. discovering music is literally endless. you know songs? they're always making new ones

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

Where does the you go. In this scenario

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

you fucking suck at burger

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

can you put that thing on a leash?