simple starter sentences surrounding uncomfortable meetings and meet not-cutes, for those inclined towards that moment when you crash into each other and wish the floor would swallow you up.
โyou really need to learn to watch where you are walking.โ
โdid โ did you just walk into a lamp-post?โ
โare you alright? i saw you fallโโ
โthat is possibly the stupidest thing i have ever seen someone do. also,ย hello.โ
โum โ i am fairly certain that door is one you have to pull. that is why it isnโt opening.โ
โohhhhhhhhh boy, thatโs a loooot of wine bottles you just knocked over back there. you gonna help clean it up or dโyou figure you can just run for it?โ
โwhat do you mean, you didnโt do it? i legitimately just saw you reverse into my car!โ
โum โ sorry to bother you, but my date hasnโt turned up and everyone is starting to really pity me. would you mind sitting with me for a while?โ
โi hate to break it to you, but you have a cat burglar in the house. apparently he likes other peopleโs socks.โ
โiโm not insert name here, but good attempt, i guess. iโm sure they probably heard you, given that the whole store just did.โ
โhow much have you had to drink? you are stumbling all over the placeโฆโ
โiโm sorry that they all laughed like that. have you hurt yourself?โ
โthis party was meant to be fancy dress. didnโt โ anyone tell you?โ
โyep, you just pulled out right in front of me, you arsehole, and unfortunately for you, i have a dashcam!โ
โquick! donโt ask questions, just follow me and run!!! โ
โnice music, not. turn it down, why donโt you โ or get some headphones, next time.โ
โโ what?! no, no, you have got it wrong!! i am not their accomplice!!โ
โyou look a little queasy. want me to stay with you and make sure you donโt pass out or something?โ
โhey! give that back!! you canโt just steal other peopleโs things!โ ย
โis this your dog? he somehow managed to get into my yard again.โ
โdidโ did you actually just copy the answers off of me?โ ย
โsshh!! for the last time, i am trying to watch the movie โ get off your phone!!โ
โwhat do you mean, you didnโt see me? i was standing right here!โ
โpiece of junk? um, apparently it was actually modern art, just saying. worth a good few thousand.โ ย
โexcuse me? is that your child currently drawing on the merchandise?โ ย