Spock & Sparkle

INTJ: I’m considering having you in my 2050 Vision for my Future Life.

INFJ: I want to get a cat with you.

ENFP: You’re the most intriguing person I know.

ENTP: You’re the least stupid person I know.

INFP: Hey, I wrote a poem of my feelings for you <3

ISFP: Hey, I wrote a song about my feelings for you <3

ENFJ: You’d fit in great with my friends and family.

ESFJ: Wanna start a family together?

ISTJ: I’ll be loyal to you.

ISFJ: I’ll take care of you <3

ESFP: I wanna dance with somebody… YOU!!!

ESTP: You’re hot.

INTP: What is love?

ISTP: I fixed your car.

ENTJ: Together we’ll rule the world!

Government: "Social gatherings are now forbidden. You may go outside for essentials, but please do so alone. Do not host parties. Keep 1.5m distance from others."

ENFP: "No social gatherings? No ice cream in the park? NO HUGS FOR TWO MONTHS?! The walls are closing in... Is this a plot for Introvert World Domination, by making extroverts go insane??"

INTJ: What do I need to learn specifically? *follows course specified learning goals and studies provided materials*

ENFP: "Oh, a thing I should do to ensure my future!" *puts it on a to-do list*

INTJ: *starts computer*

ENFP: "Watcha doin'?"

INTJ: “Okay... so click the toolbox, the toolsets, and then click the model.”

ENFP: "INTJ... This is an intervention."

*ENFP grabs INTJ's 0.0% beer*

INTJ: *takes lemonade from INFP* “Awwww how did you know I was craving lemonade?” *sips*

INFP: “Climate change.”

Person: "I'll probably bring my boyfriend."

ENFP: "Someone bring me a blind date!"

ENFP waving special 3D-cover edition of book around: "You HAVE to read Brave New World, it's brilliant! Okay, the characters are kind of twodimensional, but the overarching CONCEPT..."

INTJ, interrupting: "But the glasses solve that issue, right?"

ENFP, confused: "Wha--?"