Angry Bean

Maverick and paperwork? Not possible. The daggers, minus a compromised Bradley, try to get to the bottom of Mav acting weird.

Even though he's already weird?

Me: starts talking about Topgun and my newest hangster idea

-I ain’t worried starts playing-

This story is gonna be a oneshot, but I am having so much fun with it and though I would share another small snippet.

**********

“Okay,” Phoenix continued, leaning forward in her chair like she was briefing them for a mission. “Rule number one: nobody spooks him.”

“That sounds targeted,” Hangman muttered.

“It is targeted,” Phoenix shot back. “You have the subtlety of a flashbang.” Payback snorted and Fanboy started cackling. 

So, idea where Bradley grew up on a Ranch, and Jake didn't. Bradley did go to college but went back to work on the ranch, and that's where he met Jake in Virginia. Jake fell for Bradley fast, and the two are working with a long-distance relationship. They get married, yippee. In this universe, Jake meets Javy after the hangster marriage, and I kind of headcanon here that Javy and Bradley do not get along. More so, Javy not liking Bradley, Bradley could care less if people liked him. So when the daggers find out that Jake is married and married to Mav's godson, they collectively lose their shit and want to meet him. Javy says something offhand about how they shouldn't want to meet the biggest bitch in Montana. The daggers look horrified that Jake doesn't get pissed but responds that he needs new material and Bradley enjoys being a bitch to others.

Instead of Bradley coming to them, Jake and Mav take them to Montana. Fanboy complains about the three-hour drive from the airport. Payback asks way too many questions. Bob forgot to mention he gets car sick. Phoenix is bitching about Jake's driving skills. The Ivys, Fritz, Halo, and Omaha's car breaks down; Javy is bitching about everything, and Jake wishes he had hopped on the back of Mav's bike last week when he offered. It's dark when they reach the ranch, but there's a figure on the porch waiting and watching. Jake jumps out of the car and runs to the figure, picking him up and spinning him. Bradley just smiles at his husband and kisses him when he gets put back on the ground. Introductions happen and Bradley really doesn't seem that bad to the others, Javy just stays silent.

Skip to the next morning, and everyone is at the table in the morning. Bradley is a good host and cooks breakfast after finishing some morning chores. And this is where the first incident happens. its nice and peaceful till Javy opens his mouth when Bradley comes back in

"Hope you didn't pay full price for that BBL Bradshaw," Javy says while staring him dead in the eye. Without missing a beat, Bradley responds, "Actually, God gave me this for free; looks like he gave me yours too." The table is silent; everyone is in shock, Jake has his head in his hands, and Mav walks in on the tail end. Then Ice, Slider, Goose(yes), and the rest of 86 come into the dead silent room.

Everyone is sitting outside on the porch while Jake is making heart eyes at Bradley while he's herding cattle into the pen. Javy makes a comment about Slider, sliding in and marrying Goose after Carole's death(mind you, they started dating two years after Carole passed), and he says it loudly. Bradley strays from the rest of the ranchers and comes closer to the fence. "Where's your dad live Machado?" Javy gives him a look. "I'll go fuck him," Bradley says and goes back to the others, letting the line hit and sink. Jake cackles, and again the others are silent.

They're back at the dinner table for supper, and everyone is on edge every time Javy goes to open his mouth. Javy gets up to use the restroom, and Bradley snarks something along the lines of Don't fall him. "I hope you donated your body to science so doctors can study how big a bitch you are." Bradley again, without missing a beat, "Well, I didn't, so go use the fucking bathroom." Javy stomps out of the room. Bradley just continues eating.

No one really knows what to do, and Jake is getting somewhat tired of Javy and his comments, but for now he just wants to eat supper in peace. It's peaceful until Fanboy says, " This is a nice dinner at the dinner table, right?" Jake once again puts his head in his hands before Bradley says anything, cause he knows what's i's gonna come out of his husband's mouth. "We're having supper at the dinner table," Bradley says dead serious.

everyone bar Javy loves Bradley but is also scared of him by the end of that trip

Hi, I am so sorry this took so long. I promise I did not forget.

I did end up writing over a thousand words, working though. For the Emoji i thought I would share the second piece of where things get weird and spooky.

***********

“Neil Vikander was the third victim. After he graduated from high school, he spent some time in the state mental hospital being treated for post-adolescent schizophrenia.” Bradley says, flipping through pages.

“Vikander confessed to the first two murders though. He pleaded to be locked up but no one could produce evidence that he did the crimes. Have you read the cause of death yet?” Jake asks in return. He has clearly read the file front to back.

“Exposure. His body was found in the woods nearby after escaping the mental hospital. He was only missing for seven hours. In July. How does a twenty year old boy die from exposure on a nice warm summer night in Oregon?” Bradley responds while asking his question.

He never gets his answer as the teeth of the bucket on the back hoe scrape the coffin. The operator gets down and signals to Cain. 

As the coffin is being hoisted out of the ground Jake and Bradley watch. It is monitored out of the grave and the backhoes arms are moved into position to transport the coffin away from the site. Then suddenly the strap on the hoist breaks and the coffin falls and rolls down the hill. Jake runs after while Bradley stares wide eyed.

Once Bradley gets over the shocks he walks down to where the others are surrounding the coffin that hit another grave and stopped its roll. In its impromptu tumble the lid has been popped open slightly. Jake goes to open it while Cain reaches a hand out to stop him.

“This isn't office procedure Agent Seresin.” Jake gives him a look. Bradley stands behind Jake as he pulls the lid open. Shock and horrors is what is best described as his facial expression once the lid is opened. He quickly covers his nose and has to step away from the coffin as the smell hits the open air. 

Jake though looks… rapturous, though he too has to hold his nose. Cain and his assistant peer down with confused looks. 

Inside the coffin is a shriveled child sized figure. The head is football shaped and the skin looks leathery. It in fact does not look human at all.

“It's probably a safe bet Vikander never makes the basketball team.” Jake jokes. He turns to Cain, and his voice switches to something more serious. “Seal this; nobody else sees or touches till Agent Bradshaw can examine it.”

*************

SRO Jake ( for those who don’t know that’s a school resource officer)

Bradley as himself.

- it’s the end of the school year and Jake’s comes home in tears cause he lost custody of his 2,000 babies( high school students for the summer)

- Bradley just hugs him cause this has happened every year since he became an SRO

- the students love Jake and Jake loves them all no matter what.

HI!!!!!! Thank you so much for the ask. I think right now I'm trying to make it realistic, but for the drama, we are going 911, the TV show, dramatic, just a little bit. On the inside, though, I'm wrangling with the emotions of not being accurate. Thats the current challenge now that the research is done.

And just for you, a snippet

Absolutely like his old CO. Same reckless tone. Same casual attitude while dancing with death. Captain Pete “Maverick” Mitchell had flown Super Hornets like gravity was a suggestion and regulations were personal insults. The man had once landed on a carrier during a storm front, landing gear sideways. The radio crackled again. “S12,” the pilot said calmly, “if you’re going inside that house, I’d recommend making it quick. Propane tank’s venting.” Jake snapped back to reality instantly. Right. People first. Existential crisis later.

tagged the lovely @overwhelmed-alien

Hey, so no surprise I'm late.

Y'all can send any emoji or ask on these fics, you could tell me to write, ask a specific question, I mean anything

fics

The Peculiar Case of Mav

Do You Think I'm Spooky?

Aerial firefighter Bradley

Hey Handsome

? (and idea that has started to form into a full story)

Javy: Jake he just threatened to stab somebody

- Bradley who came into his magic after his father died, Carole doing her best to help him control it

-Bradley going through life learning magic the hard way because Carole was not a magic user

- Bradley knowing how to use it without talking, making him able to fly under the radar

-Bradley using his magic to save Jake’s life on a mission gone wrong and it taking a toll physically

-Jake seeing Bradley’s eyes flash purple and not knowing how to react

- one deputy

- an off duty dispatcher ( me)

- the dispatcher talking to me over the phone

- my cousin

- one old lady

-one middle aged man

- a mom of two

- the pastor watching from the church across the street