Angry Bean

The room had stayed deadly silent for a full minute before Fanboy spoke. “.....Did I just get sniped?”

Tagged by the lovely @stars-of-nixie

I figured I would share this, cause I’m gonna write about anyway so consider this my WIP for today!!!!!!( it might be edited later, I’m working of my phone, cause I forgot my laptop, 12 hour shift, let’s gooo!!!)

I’m back, with another idea, from you guessed it, work!!!! I couldn’t stay away. 

- for no reason, or at least no reason to the daggers. Bradley has a pet skunk. yes, you read that right, a pet skunk.

- I like to think that when he was little Carol was a wildlife rehab on the side, so Bradley ended up knowing a crap ton about animals and how to rehab them. So he got a wildlife rehab certification and rehab wildlife when he can. Someone ended up bringing him a skunk one time and the skunk was unable to go back out into the wild. 

-the lifespan for skunks goes up dramatically when they are not in the wild so the skunk is about four years old. Her name is Lyra. Lyra, may or may not have stayed with Hollywood and Wolfman while Bradley was in Japan.

-she’s a cute little thing and very spastic in behavior and Bradley loves her, that is his child.

-Q the dagger is coming over for movie night to Bradley’s and Bradley opens the door with Lyra under his arm. The daggers collectively look at him and the skunk like 👀

- and we know I have to throw in hangster in here. Jake knows, he knows about Lyra and he too adores Lyra. So when the daggers see him run up and pick Lyra up out of Bradley‘s arms, they are again 👀

-Lyra is happy to have attention, and cue instances that have happened since they have found out about Bradley’s pet skunk. Bradley keeps a list

1. Lyra stealing the whipped cream from Nats bowl of ice cream

2. Lyra riding by on the roomba past coyote

3. Lrya getting a cup stuck on her head and running into Bob’s leg

4. Lyra trying to steal fanboys potato chips by climbing in the bag

5. Payback sneezing and scaring Lyra she acts like she gonna spray him and he screams like a little girl

6. Them witnessing Jake playing with Lrya and she does her little dance stomps( it’s oddly cute of hangman)

7. Mav trying to give her blueberry’s and she’s not in the mood for people and runs away because she hissed at him

8. Hollywood coming over and just picking my her off the couch and carrying her around like a football under his arm. And she is just chilling

9. Her sleeping on top of Bradley and the team taking thousands of pictures

10. Somehow Bradley gets her on base and cyclone is in love with her. He doesn’t want to put her down or give her back. He may attend two formal meetings with her that day.

11. Her and Ice don’t like each other but they have an understanding.

12. She steals sliders socks, she has taken one off his foot once

I’m being brave and tagging people again. Hi if you randomly see me tagging you. Also no pressure at all!! @overwhelmed-alien @prollybradshaw @seekstrivefind @insane-detective @redfurrycat @tgmsunmontue ( I love everything you post) @unrelaxing

- he finishes eating and they still have time before duty. He’s resting his head on Nats shoulder and drifting off

- waiting for a meeting to start he leans back and snoozes in front of cyclone.

- his canopy got stuck one time after landing and he promptly feel asleep on the cockpit while the crew tried to get it open. Cue everyone thinking he passed out and Mav is like nah “goose did that shit too”

-at the beach with the daggers and everyone is taking a break, he’s laying on top of Jake and smushes his face into Jake’s neck and takes a nap in the umbrella shade.

Let me pee in peace please!!!

Random unit: traffic stop

Me: standby by

Random unit: why

Me: 10-1

Random unit: bad signal

Random unit 2: that’s 10-2

Me: think about it guys

Sergeant on duty: traffic stop please

EMS Capitan: She’s trying to pee!!!

Deputies: oooooooo

Tis time for me to share a snippit

I also wanna thank everyone who sent a message last week. It's been a stressful time, but we have a full check-up for Bo (my horse) later this afternoon. He chewed on my shirt yesterday which I was very happy about since he hasn't done that in a while.

Tagged by the lovely @stars-of-nixie

I'm going to share another snippet of my Bradley was a waxer one-shot. It's done, but I'm not actually sure when I will have time to sit down to post, tag, and make a moodboard for it.

Jake scoffed. "I've been shot at." "Mm-hmm." "I can handle—" RIIIIP. A sound echoed through the room that nobody present would ever let Jake forget. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" It was high-pitched. Very high-pitched. Bob blinked. "...Wow." Fanboy collapsed onto the floor, laughing. Phoenix was crying. Coyote couldn't breathe. Jake clutched the chair. "What WAS THAT?!" Bradley examined the strip. "Excellent pull."

Trigger warning: for blood and stabbing

- demon Jake and human( witch ) Bradley

- the two of them have known each other for a long time. Jake is a demon who makes his living on making deals and Bradley is a witch who does his best to help people.

-Bradley comes from a long line of magic users and tries to do good. Him and Jake have worked together before and Bradley quite likes Jake. To the point that one day just mumbles out something about a date to Jake. And Jake happily accepts.

- one of the people who made a deal with Jake sees him with Bradley one day and decides to get revenge. This person made a deal and is not happy his time is coming to an end.

-Bradley who is closing his little shop for the night not suspecting anything to happen. Turns around and is stabbed multiple times through said person whose deal is expiring.

-The person runs away and Bradley is left laying there bleeding out when Jake finds him. Bradley is almost gone when Jake decides to offer his blood and gives Bradley a choice. Let him move on to the after life or become a demon. Bradley takes the blood.

- it takes a few days for Bradley to wake up and Jake notices the difference right away. Bradley is no longer the smiley happy witch, instead he’s reserved and cautious and Jake hasn’t seen him smile at all.

- Bradley closes his shop and lives with Jake in the woods. He cautious and doesn’t trust anyone but Jake anymore. Jake is furious, that he kills the human who took his sweet Bradley away from him before his deal expired.

- it takes time but Bradley starts to smile and he helps Jake with his deals sometimes but he doesn’t ever let the public see him much anymore. Over time Bradley will go back out but the damage was done and Jake does his best to help his love the best he can.

I’m gonna share a nice photo of Mr. BoJangles. Since him and me look a little worse for wear from yesterday. He gave me quite the scare yesterday, but his laminitis is treatable and he has some mighty fancy expensive shoes.

Probably no writing from me today my horse has laminitis and I’m trying to treat that so I might be radio silent for a few days. Helpful vibes are appreciated

- Jake is named after a WII plane.

- his grandfather was an aviator in the war and several times came into “contact” ( which means he spotted it) with a Japanese spy plane Aichi E13A in allied forces nomenclature it was called “Jake”

- I can see Jake’s family hearing stories from his grandfather saying he saw “Jake” again. And he never provided context and one time he goes “Jake” was shot down on a deployment. And Jake’s mother was like oh no and named her smack dab in the middle child Jake.

- when they tell his grandfather the reason he losses it laughing and tells them. Jake’s parent are like “oh”

- when Bradley meets Jake in flight school and they start dating, Jake takes Bradley home and introduces him to his grandfather and the first thing out of the man’s mouth is “do you know the story of how Jake got his name?” Bradley also laughed quite a bit

- skip forward to the mission and half the people don’t know the two are married.

Jake: your name is Bradley Bradshaw, did your parents not like you?

- the daggers all staring-

Bradley: please, at least I’m not the one named after and enemy spy plane.

- the daggers in shock👀

Meanwhile Mav is laughing hysterically

“ holy fuck “